Leslie: Why did you do this?
Ben: Well, I’m not a monster. I want the kids to have their concert.
Leslie: Ahh, mean Ben has a soft spot.
Ben: [smiles] Is that what you guys call me, ‘Mean Ben’?
Leslie: [laughs] No, no.
Ben: …This is really great today, but there’s gonna be a lot of pain ahead, Leslie. We have to cut 32 percent of the -
Leslie: Please. Just stop it. Okay, please? Just for one moment, enjoy the fact that you provided a service for people, not a cut. A service. And they love it.
Ben: Biggest service was getting you to stop singing.
[Leslie smiles and walks away]
Parks and Recreation 2x24 - “Freddy Spaghetti”